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letsmakeloaf:

nobody’s ever really happy to find out they’ve stayed up too late.

it used to be a cool achievement but now it’s like

"fuck. god damn it. not again. shit."

(via julie-fish)

Poe’s Law: That moment when a Fox Business commentator sounds just like a Disney villain.

(Source: azurish, via gvnwbr)

herswagger:

Frankie the oitnb rescue puppy!!!! Just when we thought we couldn’t love this cast more.

(via gvnwbr)

tylerssjoseph:

dont let tumblr make you think

  • school isnt important
  • its okay to be rude to your parents
  • its normal to hate everyone
  • self harm and suicide are romantic or great
  • being rude is cute
  • being a female who hits or yells at your boyfriend is woman empowerment
  • depression and other mental illnesses are beautiful
  • grades arent important
  • education isnt important
  • college isnt important
  • smoking is cool
  • drugs are cool

(via gvnwbr)

johnentwlstle:

it literally stresses me out how much good music there is that i still haven’t listened to

(Source: johnentwlstle, via colorthat-twat)

soufflesandbowties:

50% of my jokes are self deprecating and 50% are self congratulatory like i’ll say “wow its hot in here…. just like me” and 5 seconds later point at a trash can and say “me”

(via gvnwbr)

jlbeattys:

50 shades of shut the fuck up about this book i’ve read better smut written by virgin teenagers for free

(via colorthat-twat)

literaryghoul:

unless your teachers are abusive assholes there is no fucking reason to disrespect them

they are literally trying their hardest to get you an education

teachers have every right to complain about rude students or the amount of papers they have to grade because their salary is low as shit

oh wow, your math teacher yelled at you because you were ignoring the lesson and talking to your friend

i wonder why

jesus christ teachers have it hard enough dont be an asshole

(Source: chatotai, via colorthat-twat)

precumming:

sometimes i dont even find a post funny i just reblog it cause one of my mutuals made it

(via biscuitgod)

radsturbate:

marry someone who has a different favorite cereal than u so they wont eat all of urs

(via consulting-idjit-of-gallifrey)

fuckyeahlavernecox:

Supermodel Andreja Pejić gives Laverne Cox a shout out while officially coming out as a transgender woman. x

(via colorthat-twat)

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